Friday, January 30, 2009

Free

No ties on Mondays. No projects, no deliverables, no meetings, no reviews, no goals, no calls, no all hands, no town halls, no one on ones, no time-lines, no presentations, no decks, no pitches, no immersions, no models, no scoring, no data refreshes, no queries, no left joins, no right joins, no outer joins, no equi-joins, no power lunches, no working lunches, no seminars, no round tables, no presentation-to-senior-managements, no dry runs, no visits, no on-sites, no off-sites, no team meetings, no validations, no peer reviews, no reruns, no reworks, no modifications, no back-ups, no transitions, no databases, no cross team projects, no roadshows, no initiatives, no goal-sharing, no quick checks, no modifications, no merit cycles, no on-boarding, no new joinees, no interns, no dummy projects, no live projects, no follow-up calls, no calendars, no meeting requests, no appointments, no rescheduling, no conferences, no dial-in's, no agendas, no cubicles, no meeting rooms, no coffee machines, no water coolers, no farewells, no welcomes, no expectations, no meets-expectations, no exceeds-expectations, no to-do list, no fire-drills, no golden hour, no quick turnarounds, no quick hits, no deep dives, no exploratory analyses, no request forms, no proposals, no PPT's, no Excel sheets, no output, no code, no log, no one-over-ones, no rhythm, no pulse, no calendars, no all-nighters, no pick-ups, no drops, no cabs, no time sheets, no footprints, no utilization sheets, no ice-breakers, no trainings, no hands-on, no contests, no quizzes, no team-building sessions, no ad-hocs.

Free.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

ze letter has been submitted, i see.

Unknown said...

Ess! :)

Neetha J said...

i hate you...yes i do...

Binoy said...

aaich!!

Neetha J said...

Is this blog's name going to change to back in gokhale???? :)

Anonymous said...

Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhh !!

Spiraling Conundrum said...

free at last :)