Monday, September 22, 2008

Awful, Awful Monday

Father Time, that daft bugger,
Is fast asleep again
The clock has got intertia-itis
It's Monday once again.

I'm lazy and I'm lethargic,
I'm fugged and I'm frustrated,
I'm groaning and I'm grumpy,
This verse is awful and alliterated

Blech and blooh and blah
Projects, presentations and plans
Due dates and deliverables
This too, awful and alliterated

O blasted first day of the week
Go! And never come again,
I know, I know. Inevitable...
Monday will come again.

The French, they say it the best,
As if it was meant to be,
Monday, in their genius language
Is referred to as Lundi.

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